So I just want to warn you this isn’t going to be real review. Because quite honestly, it’s probably biased. Is that even the proper term? What do you call “I was too drunk so everything just taste beyond awesome” anyooonee?? No. Okay. Biased it is. Yeah, what kind of unpaid lowly WordPress food blogger would I be if I allowed myself to post reviews of a restaurant where I was more than drunk at?
Cactus club, wow you and I are like in those long-term relationship where one person gets bored and cheats then we break up and fall in love again but things will just never be the same because I instilled all my trust in you so we break up again and I think of the best revenge ever. Sell all your clothes on Ebay. Then we file a lawsuit against each other just to realize that hate means love so I guess we love each other till death do us part.
I use to work at Cactus Club. The pain started as soon as I was assigned a “homework” to memorize EVERYTHING on the menu and why it was good/why customers should order it/ingredients presented in the meal/where it’s made/why the fuck anyone should care. Yes.. this was my homework until I “PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS” Aww, what is that I hear? You feel bad for me? Yeah I feel bad for me also.
Oh but then the good part. I was force to eat everything on the menu. Tried every single item. It’s like food heaven. I especially love the wine tasting part.. my fave. Oh and I also for the entire span of my employment, I had Cactus Club every. single. day. till the day I quit. So after I quit which was over 1 year now? I been to Cactus ONCE. Last night was my second time. So sick and tired of Rob Feenie.
You know what? I clicked “like it” on Urbanspoon just because.. I think I really do miss Cactus Club.