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La Charcuterie Delicatessen: A 2 lb sandwich for $8 bucks?!? IM IN.

La Charcuterie Delicatessen (A) 19080 96 Ave (N) 604-882-0881
Hello this is me fat panda, arising from the dead. Well no, actually I’m not exactly “dead” but if you mean I have no social life whatsoever kind of dead, yes I am. Matter of fact, I haven’t even have one of those so bored moment I will turn to Twitter. Surprising indeed. I’ll make it up to you guys by letting you in this top secret! So this little sandwich shop.. it gave me a lady boner. I think that’s appropriate to say the least since everything in this shop is named “the horny sandwich” “the manwhore’wich” yep. Believe me, I knew me and the sandwich nazi will become bff forever as soon as I saw the huge sign on the front door “this deli contains coarse language and nudity”. OHHHH WHAT? So you’re not one of those losers that works at subway but takes their job so seriously when I’m asking for extra pickles like you’re working for the FBI? Amazing.

  • I honestly cant even tell you the name of the sandwich since he threw in whatever he wanted. He of coursed asked if I like “white or brown buns” and then asked if my “asian family” (me and monkey boy) can eat spicy. And went on about him being homosexual and such. Enough said, LOOOK AT THAT SANDWICH!!!!! This is a beautiful piece of art work. I want to point out the fact that I layered the 2 sandwiches (see third picture) and it aligned perfectly with my two thighs. I’m stuck in the middle of that being a good thing or a bad thing. It’s probably a good thing that I can eat 1 of my thigh. (I’ll go ahead and file that under “in case of emergency purposes”). Wow anyhow. Does it taste as good as it looks? Well are you an effing vegetarian? When does 2 lb of meat ever taste bad?! This isn’t the BEST sandwich I had in comparison to like hmmm, meat&bread or american cheesesteak but I’m talking a sandwich this size for 8 bucks. It makes sense why this place is so popular and you’re guaranteed to come across a huge line up.
  • Urbanspoon says its located in SURREY GUILFORD, actually it’s in Langley. I need to change that.
  • The owner is really funny can be somewhat inappropriate especially if theres young children there, but he’s a funny guy, I actually like the fact that he can entertained me while I’m standing in line.
  • He sells other stuff that are imported, like onion pickles and whatever. Go ahead and look around!
  • You have to come at the right time, I tried coming here for a few times but it’s either he’s closed or he ran out of bread. The shop closes at 3 btw.
  • Located in the middle of nowhere, all industrial area.

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    4 Comments

    1. iamonlyhereforthefood

      Obligatory question: Did Salam put “whatever he wants to put on your buns”? Just saying! :)

        • iamonlyhereforthefood

          OK, seriously speaking now, Salam is sort of a heckler by nature. If you choose to shy away from him, he will certainly try to tease you/bug you even more. What you have to do is to fight back. Once you have proven to him you can stand his jokes and have comebacks, well, you are pretty much set. :)

    2. he is QUITE the character. Unprofessional to a certain degree, but I mean heck, I think it’s why people come here. He sure does love his job AND his job is making sandwiches. That shows a lot about your character. (I really dislike subway employees)

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